Let The Fun Begin

As I sit here, rubbing my hands in glee and dying for a cigarette, I contemplate what exactly I'm going to write. Shit, it could be ANYTHING. I've had a lot of experiences over the last ten years, some good some bad and some just weird. As I write, I'll be picturing your heads tilting to the side with a "What the fuuuuck?" look on your faces as I share some of the occasionally rotten thing that go on inside my head. It won't be all weirdness and mayhem. I do occasionally have a decent point. However, those moments will be interspersed with moon howling, and the occasional "why is this guy not locked in a goddamn cage with the key thrown away". Enjoy.